RETARDIO

no vc. no roadmap. no treasury multisig theater.
fees in. coin out. cousins out. 50/50. forever.

✨Retardio Strategy

every trade pays a creator fee. every fee gets split in half.
half buys the coin back. half buys retardio cousins off the floor.

The Strategy Never Sells

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🩸 FEED THE FLYWHEEL 🩸
♻️strategy.exe
DEGENS TRADE pump.fun / pumpswap CREATOR FEES claimed by the bot 50% 50% BUY THE COIN buyback, never sold BUY COUSINS floor sweep, by hand supply down + floor up = more degens
RULE 1: the treasury never sells. RULE 2: the split is 50 / 50. RULE 3: see rule 1.
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🏦treasury.exe
Buyback bucket
-- SOL
Cousins bucket
-- SOL
Unclaimed fees
-- SOL
Treasury wallet
-- SOL
claimed lifetime ........ -- SOL
spent on buybacks ....... -- SOL
spent on cousins ........ -- SOL
cousins in the vault .... --
last update connecting…
wallet: --solscan
📁memes
buy coin → fees → buy coin
it's a circle, retard
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📈market.exe
Price
connecting…
Market cap
--
24h change
--
24h volume
--
Liquidity
--
Status
● LIVE
data: DexScreenerBuyDex
🎨cousins_vault.exe
Collection floor
connecting…
Listed
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Next buy in
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Held by treasury
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cousins are bought by hand from the treasury wallet whenever the cousins bucket covers the floor. every buy is logged below with its mint. nothing ever leaves the vault.
no cousins yet. the bucket is filling.
floor + images via the bot's stats.json (Magic Eden)Magic EdenTensor
🧾flywheel_log.txt
bootwaiting for the first claim…
every line links to the transaction on solscan0 events
📋Contract Address
set CONFIG.tokenMint
Sh... just HODL